These things are fun, and I like using them for practice. So once I finally found my tablet driver CD, I went hunting around for one (after I managed to stop playing Dragon Age, as in, after I finished it twice).
And I found this one.

Right then. No translations, because... umm... you can actually read it, right? Hopefully.

I am terrible at drawing NPCs. This is a disclaimer, so when you think 'woah who is that alien who crept in' you realise that it's supposed to be an NPC. Yup. Comments as follows.
Second disclaimer - may contain spoilers. You're probably not reading memes if you haven't finished the game though, right?

1: Strangely and somewhat ironically, I picked the 'Violent' voice because I thought to myself it didn't sound that violent in the character creator.
I was wrong. I also did not anticipate the ladder comment every five seconds... ah well, it fit the character.

2: Alignment? Yes, I automatically think in D&D alignments. Chaotic good is probably what he ended up as by the end of the game, with a few... questionable things. In the name of the greater good.
Or self-preservation. Y'know, whichever.

3: I did this late at night. Don't ask. I don't know. Blame the energy drink I was drinking/lack of sleep.

4: I thought of several, including Isolde, Vaughan, Nesiara, Gheyna, Cammen, and Goldanna. I couldn't think of anything to do with 'em, though, and Vaughan and Isolde were DOA as far as this was concerned.
So I went with who the character didn't like who was still alive. And I forgot her name.

5: You should've seen when I tried to draw this. Well, no, you really shouldn't've. That's why I went for the screenshot here. Shows what they're supposed to look like. You'd think that would've helped me draw them, but no...
(Zemariel usually wears the Felon's Coat whenever he's actually doing something. He just wears the Warden Commander armour to feel cool around camp.)

6: Bloody elf. Why'd he have to go and have a romance (aside from 'because it was in character', that is)? Grrr. It's so much more convenient to just write 'no'.
Apparently I also cannot draw people who are the same height. Or forgot. Or changed things too much from the sketch, more likely.

7: Attack of the amorphous rock monster, the ill-defined elf and the dwarf with a wig! ... yeah. Try to ignore it.
Zevran, Alistair and Wynne were my party everywhere except for three places: before I finished Redcliffe, when it was Alistair/Morrigan/Leliana, before I entered the Circle Tower when it was Zevran/Alistair/Sten, and ... the Anvil of the Void. Where it was Zev/Shale/Oghren. Because apparently I thought it was a good idea at the time.
It wasn't. Oh, sure, it was funny - but the pain...

8: I tried to draw somebody falling down dead then springing up shouting 'it's okay, I was dead but I only wrenched my limb!' but it didn't work.
So... you get this. Because, at least in my mind, the PC pulling out various semi-precious items and destroying them with a blank expression while the party watches is hilarious.

9: And that's all for now, folks.



Now for sleep... the sun's coming up.